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Friday, September 15, 2006
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex! How good is that word? Correction, how good is that topic! I was passing through a news website, looking around I saw a link that had a Sex section. "Interesting" I thought, here are some interesting stories I found. Prosititues Retrain as Geriatric Nurses Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a Rita Kühn, of the protestant church's welfare programme, said: "They are in Excellent! What an ingenious idea to converge two related industries! Old people love to get laid! You think I'm kidding? I'm sure everbody has been Lemonpartied, I know I was! (thanks Jason) Check this next article out (which is further proof that old people love banging): Here is a quick summary of the article "A 75-year-old granddad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company's studios "How odd" I thought, the poor old man! I'm guessing he became a porn star just because of the novelty of an old man on set whilst two youngin's get it on. Maybe people get off knowing an old guy is watching? I dunno...anyway, the article continues... "Director Alexander Plahov said: "We were auditioning for a new film and had "I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package MASSIVE PACKAGE STRAINING HIS TROUSERS? Shit! He's actually boning people! EWWWWWWW. According to the director the old man's most popular movies are entitled "The Old Neighbour" and "The Handyman at Work". I guess if people are into old people sex that's cool, but I am staying waaaaaaaaay out of it. Normally I have a curious nature and am willing to investigate further, such as the girls farting episode on the casbah, but this is just YEEESH. What made it even more disturbing is that the last paragraph of the article is: "But Plahov added: "His female co-stars always complain because David believes AHHHHH! So there you have it, after I thought I would be reading about kinky sex stories in the "news". I got nasty ones instead about prostitues "tending" to the elderly and a 75 year-old that loves to rub garlic on his....*shudder*...and is a succesful porn star. Don't you love the world? By the way, if you want some sex trivia go here, the worlds oldest condom (which was reusable!). Spread the luuuuuuurve [
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
I stumbled along yet another wiki based website. This one is called WikiHow. It is a user based "How-To" from anything from how to Make a Funny Insult (Which aren't that funny) to Teach a Dog How to smile. Don't you feel a little bit more enlightened? [
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An excellent quote by David Tench. A CGI character that was created by Andrew Denton. I tried to find more info. about the show, especially concerning to how it is actually taped. Do guests on the show have to interact with a human host, or do they have to talk to nobody at all? If the animation motion capture? According to a wikipedia topic (yes, yes I know it's not THE best source), there is a live stuido audience who see a replacement actor (as David Tench), the CGI is motion capture done live during recording so the audience members actually see an animated Tench. Cool! Although the show doesn't follow in the same light as "Enough Rope", I thought there was some brilliant moments. For example, when he had a square-off with Mark Holden. If only the show can get more dick's like Holden their ratings will go up a little, because at the moment it is struggling and if things continue may be another Yasmin's Getting Married moment. A real feel of Filipino culture is travelling by Jeep. Which in some cases (certainly in my area) is THE only way to get around if you don't have public transport. Before I finish this post I would like to mention a crappy punnish joke told by Phil. So bad it hurts "I have a friend that does Geology....He says it rocks". NICE [
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Friday, September 01, 2006
You all laughed! You all ridiculed poor Carson Shitstein when he unveiled his new series of works based on shit. Everyone payed him no regard at his grand opening and nobody bought his work. But I have learned that this medium of art is picking up popularity, last time I checked this piece of art was priced at US$5,100! To Carson Shitstein! The pioneer of the Shit Revival! [
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