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    Friday, September 15, 2006

       Sex! 

Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex!

How good is that word? Correction, how good is that topic!

I was passing through a news website, looking around I saw a link that had a Sex section. "Interesting" I thought, here are some interesting stories I found.

Prosititues Retrain as Geriatric Nurses

Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric
nurses.

About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training
course for auxiliary nurses in North Rhine Westphalia, reports the
Telegraph.

The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic
shortfall in nurses as well as offering an alternative to prostitutes.

One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a
prostitute for six years said she had found the transition very smooth: "I'm
feeling good," she said.

Rita Kühn, of the protestant church's welfare programme, said: "They are in
general very good at dealing with people, in addition to which they don't get
squeamish and have absolutely no fear about touching or being
touched."

Excellent! What an ingenious idea to converge two related industries! Old people love to get laid! You think I'm kidding? I'm sure everbody has been Lemonpartied, I know I was! (thanks Jason) Check this next article out (which is further proof that old people love banging):

OAP Becomes Porn Star

Here is a quick summary of the article

"A 75-year-old granddad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into
a blue movie audition by mistake.

David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company's studios
after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man
show."

"How odd" I thought, the poor old man! I'm guessing he became a porn star just because of the novelty of an old man on set whilst two youngin's get it on. Maybe people get off knowing an old guy is watching? I dunno...anyway, the article continues...

"Director Alexander Plahov said: "We were auditioning for a new film and had
a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at
the back.

"I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package
straining against his trousers. I thought, now this could be an original
idea."

MASSIVE PACKAGE STRAINING HIS TROUSERS? Shit! He's actually boning people! EWWWWWWW. According to the director the old man's most popular movies are entitled "The Old Neighbour" and "The Handyman at Work". I guess if people are into old people sex that's cool, but I am staying waaaaaaaaay out of it. Normally I have a curious nature and am willing to investigate further, such as the girls farting episode on the casbah, but this is just YEEESH. What made it even more disturbing is that the last paragraph of the article is:

"But Plahov added: "His female co-stars always complain because David believes
in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection
before a scene and it's rather smelly."

AHHHHH!

So there you have it, after I thought I would be reading about kinky sex stories in the "news". I got nasty ones instead about prostitues "tending" to the elderly and a 75 year-old that loves to rub garlic on his....*shudder*...and is a succesful porn star.

Don't you love the world?

By the way, if you want some sex trivia go here, the worlds oldest condom (which was reusable!).

Spread the luuuuuuurve

   [ posted by JP @ 3:54 PM ]