I thought I would make this blog for stuff that doesnt fit in The Couch Casbah
or on Gyronet. This blog is less of a ranting site, but more of a place where I can just frolic.
I know I do. Well, until games became more of a form of elitism where nerds who play 24 hours a day get to reign over their n00bish counterparts and call them...err...n00bs! Well, sorry if I don't spend my whole freakin' life on a GAME. I thought gaming was a form of recreation where you can play something that was easy to pick up, yet hard to master. Good ol' fashioned FIFA, Space Invaders, Super Mario Bros. Anybody can play those games and enjoy it, but you got a whole different level when you master the game. Yes this is true with Counterstrike, but its not as fun when you go on a server and get your ass kicked by people that play there ALL DAY FUCKIN' LONG. Where's the learning curve? Playing by yourself against bots. Damn, call me lazy but that's too much effort for a GAME. They take it too seriously anyway, I think. I don't give a crap if your level 2000000 Orc Necromancer. You think if I walk past you, IN REAL LIFE, I will bow down to you because you GOT MY PHALANX? Fuckin' clean up your nosebleed with a tampon...VAGINACRAMP (thankyou WikiHow).
Anywho, without turning this into a Casbah rant. I would like to offer a gift to anyone that reads this post (I'm not trying to bribe you, well maybe). If you got some time to waste, as the holidays are coming up soon, here is a free game for you to download. Give it a try, if you don't like it...please, insult the game in the comments section. I didn't design it. But I found it FUN. If I died, I didn't get crapped on by some nerdling saying I didn't "bring the pain".